alllll davey.

"goodbye
olive sky
I am crying all the time
there there
don’t despair
we will find your sheep somewhere…"

danu's dopeness has inspired me to update this bitch.
i shant be seeing blessthefall on "sundey."
i shant be saying the word shant, anymore.
i'm still seeing afi & saosin- so that's coo.
my piercing's are gone- but everyone who reads this knows that shit already.
except maybe eryn. :D hi eryn!
you should call me from san jose if you ever get free minutes :/ and my number.
i just finished most of my assignment today- so dat's teh kewliez.
school starts "tuesdey." and audrey and i have to go back to see a bunch of salbuches. it's okay though, since i'm apparently a "scene queen" and my best friend's sonny moore.
it'will be great fun. :| but we have seperate lunchens.
there's always "snack."
it's 3:26.
i'm probably gonna go to slepp and/or take a big dump.
possibly at the same time.
p.l.u.r., Gs.

wow, my lj sucks.
it's hot.

hahah
so. i'm a fan of norwegian black metal.
who'd have known?
graveyard gigs are the kewwliiezz.

ok. so, danu owns bigger nuts than maury povich. many thanks mannnnn, i've already been through 57 orgasms (and counting.)
woooo.
i'd update, but i have a nacho cheese chalupa waiting for me.
58.
plus!
58.5
my mom rented broke back mountain. YYEEEUUUHH.
59.
oh! and fight club is my newest favorite movie/book.

mom- can i have some ranch sauce?
lady at mcdonalds- :hands ranch pissed off:
mom- (in vietnamese)she doesn't have to be so pissed off, her face is as big and red as my vagina.

HAHAHAHahahah oh shit. i love my mom.

woooo only about 2 more weeks before everything goes back to "normal" and audrey comes back to school. :dances: i've become so accustomed to spending fridays on the family's porch and practicing when josue and gabriel decide to show up on their motorcycle. hah. i hope that continues.
here's to red vaginas! :clink:

keep it real, bitches.

so, i suppose it's time for another entry.
i'm guessin' danu's going to be the only one to read this. i should get the ball rollin' with some friends. blah.

spring break is now in session. bitches. 'tis time to party it up. [with slice and crackers... aka, tocki style]
much has been going on. basically: school, friends, music, and child molesters. you know, the usual. i miss audrey, terribly [along with everyone in her house and on her street]. i've also been having a strange fantasy about chuck norris helping me blow up party balloons. :shrugs:. i think it's just one of the symptoms of pig dick withdrawals. whatevs.

keep it real, yos.

hahahah oh my my. ROFL.
hahahahah. so. ALEX is missing from guess who.
i have to find out where he went or who took him.
hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

damn, underOATH pisses me off. most of their songs are okay, but then you get to like, the sixth track and BAM! it's amazing. then when the amazing song's over, you have to listen to 5 more okay tracks, and then BAM again. eh.


wooohoo.

peace out peeps.

so, yesterday i pretty much:
-overdosed on purple skittles.
-fought like a man.
-heard the words "masturbate" and "cream" about a thousand times each.
-hung out with theodore the chipmunk.
-listened to theodore sing "knife blood nightmare".
-got attacked by mothra.
-managed to get sick again.
-played with a frog with a backpack.
-and watched a frog with a backpack get prepared for school.
all on one porch.

so.
today, i found myself running after paris hilton.
somebody slap me.